Christopher Hermelin

Copywriter

Christopher Hermelin

“I Never Thought To Compare Agent Smith And The Tin Man – If This Wasn’T Written Well, I Would Have Thought This Essay Was Complete Garbage.”
— My Film Professor, From The Margins Of A College Essay

Christopher Hermelin is a writer born in Southern California and now based in Brooklyn. He earned his MFA in Creative Writing from The New School and his Bachelors in Modern Literature with a writing focus from UC Santa Cruz. He can write by hand, on a mobile or desktop computer, and on a manual or electronic typewriter. Along with his astounding proficiency in writing, he’s bad at remote control helicoptering, good at alphabetizing, and prefers a bad gin and tonic to a “good” beer.

Christopher works with Razorfrog’s clients to expand existing content, create new content, and help create a consistent voice throughout websites and print. He’ll be happy to look over your text and provide a few ideas and routes to move forward.

Find Christopher elsewhere at cdhermelin.com, rovingtypist.com, and on Twitter.

Christopher’s Latest Posts

Spring has sprung with our new websites

March 5, 2019
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Just like how frogs love using their powerful back legs to jump into the air, we here at Razorfrog love to launch things. It’s one of our natural dispositions – it’s why we put...

10 Years Young

February 26, 2018
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Recently, at Razorfrog, we keep doing what we do best: making great websites that look stylish and give your audience the information they are searching for. And we have been doing it for 10...

Catch a Wave and Surf these new Websites!

July 24, 2017
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Spring has sprung so far that we’re basically onto Summer, so we are springing these websites on you, summer-style, in a hopefully delightful and welcome way! Plus, springing is just what...

Spring Website Launches

April 8, 2016
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We love launching websites. It’s our favorite thing to do. Maybe you’ve seen all those web design movies that Hollywood seems so fond of making, and you think that we’re all...

Why We Use WPEngine and Kinsta

February 12, 2016
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Buying a house. Proposing. Whether the dress is blue and black or white and gold. These are the most important decisions you’ll make in your life, and now there’s one more: Choosing...

Web Design for Breweries and Wineries

November 16, 2015
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As avid fans of both wine and beer and the consumption of complex, flavorful alcoholic beverages in general, Razorfrog is proud and happy with the work we’ve done for breweries and wineries...

NextSpace SF Mario Kart Championship

July 13, 2015
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When you imagine Razorfrog as a company, what do you imagine? Is it an under-swamp lair, accessible only by submarine or scuba diving equipment? Or maybe you’re thinking more traditionally...

A HTTPS Security Blanket

June 22, 2015
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Safety is important. For example, all of team Razorfrog wears helmets when they ride bikes, because safety is more important than style (and honestly, helmets are getting stylish). Also, everyone...

Single Page Websites Made with Panache

June 15, 2015
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Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: you want a website, but you’re not sure what your audience might need other than a quick place to check when you’re open, what your...

Summoning the Kraken (Image Optimization)

May 22, 2015
Summoning the Kraken
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One of the many philosophical lessons taught to us in the Pirates of the Caribbean saga is that sometimes it is necessary to summon the Kraken. Thankfully, in web design, that means less giant...

Spooky News: A New Website

October 31, 2014
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It’s brag time. We’ve been quiet for a while, but now we are show-ready, and if you give us just a few moments of your precious time, we can explain to you why we we’re so...

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